“DC Comics Chief Creative Officer and Publisher, Jim Lee, announced that Superman’s motto going forward will no longer be ‘Truth, Justice and the American Way,’ but will henceforth be ‘Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.’ However, blockhead that I am, it is

my intention to not only stick with the original motto, but to double down on being more powerful than a locomotive and will continue, at my discretion, to leap all the tall buildings I care to in a single bound.”

“On the one hand, I just read an

article in the Wall Street Journal listing all the ways my caveman self is probably totally outdated and left behind by advances in all sorts of electronic gadgets and inventions. While on the other hand, I’m pleased to report the entire article was published in real ink on real paper.”

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